Atomic Sex

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. So let’s do it.

Let’s fall for Love-Hewitt’s break-up ritual and glue Swarovski diamonds to our twat : Vajazzling!

But it doesn’t stop there, Alternet posted an article about the 6 weirdest ways ladies fuck up their vaginas and vulvas. Let’s dye it, douche it, feed it mints, deodorize, tighten it up and cut off the labia. Yeeesh.

There are a several ways I would like to respond:

1. Internet satire: Clitter!

2. A couple graphic drawings from the mistress of cunt celebrating, Betty Dodson.

Click the pic to start the party

4. My own two-cents:
These are things your box may do for you:
-Enable orgasms
-Clean up her own mess (it’s a self-cleaning place)
-Push out babies
-Secrete love potion No. 9
-Make wearing American Apparell leotards visually interesting
-Allow conversations about body hair to become mildly titillating.
-Give utility to your (or your lover’s) dildo, vibrator or dick.
-Create a stir in the medical community (re: g-spots and ejaculation) by not fessing up their existence but letting
-Let us pretend we are great explorers as we get to know each other
-Because masturbating my elbow would be a lot less fun

It’s a pretty fantastic little instrument that enables amazing actions so cut out on the reactions, ok? Once we all figure out how ours work and travel the breadth of the vulva and vagina’s potential then maybe we can ask : “Ah how can I make you prettier?” Until that moment, and believe me that moment is a long way off, use the cunt for it’s myriad of possibilities before turning it into a decadent disco ball. I recommend getting down, sexy and very human.

*And for all of you third wavers who might be tempted to vajazzle because you haven’t used your bedazzler in a wee while; please please stop masturbating in the craftroom.